Pain in the...

My tatas hurt. I knew better than to run around without a bra, but it is just too darn hot here in Texas to wear one! I figure if someone doesn't want to see my nips, they can just quit staring at my chest. Yes, I'm THAT neighbor. You know the one...I check my mail in nothing but my husband's dress shirt and undies because nothing else is clean. I also, by the way, have a close relationship with the local police. Maybe these facts are related...I shop in my pjs. I flirt with every man and woman I run across in my day. My yard is always a mess and I have loud parties ALL THE TIME. I live in a small town, so I know everyone is talking about my newest thing, but who cares?